Season 3 of The Rose Fatale!

If you need help with your relationship, then look no further!  The Rose Fatale's 3rd season is COMPLETE!  Check out all of the high quality advice from The Rose Fatale below, and as always, Little Daisy has to put his two cents in as well.  We will be filming Season 4 soon, so make sure to ask your questions in the comments or tweet @TheRoseFatale!

"Why are most guys douches?"

Little Daisy says:  "You shouldn't be asking why most guys are douches.  That isn't important.  What you need to do is look for the guys that aren't douches."

"What's a good age to start dating?"

Little Daisy says:  "Whenever you feel comfortable.  If anything feels wrong at any point, you have the 100% right to wawlk away from the situation."

"Why am I so terrified that my boyfriend will cheat on me?"

Little Daisy says:  "Something is causing this fear in you.  This is not natural.  Again, communication is key.  More than likely, though, he is doing something to you to make you feel this way.  Talk to him about it.

"Is it a sin for me to jerk off my boyfriend?"

Little Daisy says:  "Of course it is not a sin, as long as you love him and you treat him with respect.  But you can only do that if he treats you with respect and loves you back!"

"Are revenge affairs a good idea?"

Little Daisy says:  "NO THEY ARE NEVER A GOOD IDEA TAKE THE HIGHER ROAD!"

"What is a pencil dick?"

Little Daisy says:  "According to urbandictionary.com, it is 'Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil. **wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.**

"Is 18 too young for sex?"

Little Daisy says:  "Nope.  As long as you are ready. 18 is a great age to start.  Experienced lovers have much greater success in relationships in the long run, and 18 is a great age to start making smart decisions on your own."

"How to convince girlfriend to have sex with me?"

Little Daisy says:  "Treat her with respect and treat her special.  When she's ready, she'll let you know.  There should be no convincing involved!"

"Would you date a chubby girl?"

Little Daisy says:  "Of course!  A woman is a woman, regardless of size and shape.  As long as you treat each other with respect, that's all that matters."

"What happened to your first love?"

Little Daisy says: "I don't want to talk about it."

Just now finding The Rose Fatale?  Make sure to check out Season 1 and Season 2!

How to Respond to "Pro Wrestling Is Fake"

You know it.  You know how it feels.  When you say anything to the thought that MAYBE you watch professional wrestling, or WWE's Sports Entertainment, you are undoubtedly told that it's fake!

First, if you haven't seen Max Landis's "Wrestling Isn't Wrestling," spend the next 24 minutes absorbing some of the most fun and thought provoking pro wrestling commentary ever created:

(People who say it's fake, clearly don't watch wrestling)

Now, my 2 minute response that isn't as good and was done in like an hour:

(Nowadays, I just say "FOOOOIIIIIIIIIIKE!")

Please follow me on Twitter! @BLoafX and let me know how you let people know pro wrestling is fake!

The Rose Fatale - Season 2!

The Rose Fatale is back in its second season.  Are you ready for this?

"What is having sex like?"

Little Daisy says:  "It's the most wonderful feeling when two souls intertwine through their earthly bodies, and only feels better when the two parties involved really know and love each other!"

"Do I need a female condom if my partner won't use a regular condom?"

Little Daisy says:  "Yes!  Prevention is the key!  You could enjoy sex this one time and have problems or a child for the rest of your life, or you could get 1% less pleasure every time for the rest of your life!  Trust me, 1% is not much!"

"Should a man pay for just about everything?"

Little Daisy says:  "If you are a gentleman, then you don't need to worry about this question."

"How often do you think about sex?"

Little Daisy says:  "The average person thinks about it multiple times a minute.  But it isn't bad to think about it!"

"How to make sure she doesn't leave for a man with a bigger penis?"

Little Daisy says:  "Treat a lady like a lady and like she is the most important woman in the world and you won't have to worry about penis size.  And if she does leave you anyway, then karma will kill her."

"If I start charging money for blowjobs, how much should I charge?"

Little Daisy says:  "This is prostitution!  This is OK as long as it is legal where you live!"

"My boyfriend is only interested in blow jobs.  Should I leave him?"

Little Daisy says:  "As I have said many times, communication is very important.  If he isn't willing to reciprocate, then your needs aren't being met.  Your needs are just as important as his.  Always remember that!"

"What do my girlfriend's short texts mean?"

Little Daisy says:  "Sometimes, people just don't like texting.  Discuss your feelings with her.  If she can tell you how much she loves you in person, then texting really doesn't matter!"

"Can a man love multiple women?  If so, can a man love multiple women, but only be with one?"

Little Daisy says:  "Love can be shared, but the soul can only be truly shared with one."

"Am I a slut?"

Little Daisy says:  "Don't worry about labels.  Only worry about what makes you happy."

Did you love Season 2?  Make sure to check out Season 1 and Season 3!

Make sure to tweet @TheRoseFatale your questions about love, sex, and relationships!

My special moment in the Festival of Friendship of Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho

I hope you agree with me that the Kevin Owens / Chris Jericho Best Friends deal was one of the best things of 2016/2017!  It was so good that Chris Jericho decided to keep wrestling!  That man is old!  He should have quit wrestling long term a while ago!  But not when he's best friends with Kevin Owens!

(How best friends celebrate big victories!)

My good Twitter friend @SaifQuadri loved these two (if you follow his Twitter, you'll find that he pretty much loves everything WWE).  He also loves Lady Gaga.  So I put this little video together!

(A Truly Bad Bromance!)

Unfortunately, at Las Vegas (I was there!) on February 13th, 2017, the best friends ceased to exist.  Chris Jericho threw a Festival of Friendship for his best friend.  Unfotunately, Kevin Owens had some grave news for all of us...

(Chris Jericho thinks he's Tom Jones!)

Unfortunately again, this clip from WWE (they edit pretty much everything for YouTube) cut out my sign!

(This was amazing to me [I'm the one in the "I'm a Verizon Guy" shirt - it was at the T-Mobile arena] because not only did I spend hours on this amazing sign, I got a Kevin Owens cosplayer to help hold it!)

Follow me on Twitter! @BLoafX

The Rose Fatale - Season 1

Are you in need of some advice on love, relationships, or finding a one night stand?  The Rose Fatale has all the answers for you!  Below you will find all the episodes from Season One.  Little Daisy, a Rose Fatale wannabe, provides his advice on the questions below each video.  Enjoy!

"My Boyfriend..."

Little Daisy says:  "Discuss this with your boyfriend.  Do you enjoy it?  If you enjoy it, there should be no problem.  If you don't find out why he does it from him, not random internet people!"

"What are some benefits to being a virgin?"

Little Daisy says:  "Not knowing is sometimes the best.  Not knowing what sex feels like keeps your mind off of sex.  Once you have sex, you will think about sex more than you already do!"

"How do I grab the Attention of Men?"

Little Daisy says:  "As different as men and women are, we all basically like the same things.  Turn yourself into someone that has the attributes of someone you like!"

"How can you tell if someone at work has a crush on you?"

Little Daisy says:  "People do what they like to do if they are suppose to be working.  What is he doing when he is suppose to be working?  Is he looking at you?  Talking to you?"

"Does sex hurt the first time for all women?"

Little Daisy says:  "If you are in love for your first time, this shouldn't be an issue.  Share with your partner that it is your first time and to please treat you gently!  If you have a gentleman, you will be fine!"

"Where can I meet decent, single men?"

Little Daisy says:  "Don't be afraid to look online.  Make sure you get confirmation of the person before a date so you don't get catfished!  Otherwise, just remember everyone goes everywhere...you might have to go through a couple rainy days before finding the sunny one!"

"Are my boobs too big?"

Little Daisy says:  "Fortunately, we live in a time when women can get their breasts reduced if they are having problems with their large chests.  The most important thing, though, is how you feel about them.  Don't change yourself if you are comfortable with who you are!"

Little Daisy says:  "For once, I kind of agree with The Rose.  However, maybe you need to branch out from the circle you are in.  Go to a different part of town, hang out with a different group of people.  You could just be having some bad luck, that's for sure, but don't give up!"

"My girlfriend will leave me if I don't quit my job and shave my beard.  What should I do?"

Little Daisy says:  "Does your job and your beard more to you than she does?  If so, then you don't need her in your life!  But make sure you have a real discussion about it with her.  You might be looking at your situation in the long term; she might be looking at the short term."

"Is it bad being single?"

Little Daisy says:  "Of course not!  Have you seen the movie, How to be Single?  Being single is great!  Watch that movie and enjoy your freedom!"

Well, there was season one of "The Rose Fatale"!  Be sure to check out Season 2 and Season 3.  Season 4 will start to be released in mid May!

A WWE Tapout Commercial Parody

Are you tired of those Tapout commercials that run constantly on the WWE Network?  Well, I did, so I did something about it!

Here is the original commercial:

(Did you know athletes work out? This commercial shows you how they do it)

So, what we did was have a couple of beers, and this glorious piece of workout machinery was born:

Which version do you like better?  Would you like to see more WWE parody videos?  Let me know in the comments or tweet me! @BLoafX

The Green Bastard calls out Mangle!

I work with this guy whose last name is Mangle.  I got really drunk during the Royal Rumble and I was wearing my The Green Bastard outfit.  He use to be a big pro wrestling fan, so I thought he'd get a kick out of this.

(What are you, a fish?)

But just who is The Green Bastard?  There is this Canadian show called Trailer Park Boys.  It easily is in my top 5 shows of all time.  There is one character named Bubbles.  He loves pro wrestling.  He even came up with a character - The Green Bastard, parts unknown.

Every episode of Trailer Park Boys can be watched on Netflix!

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