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Friday, October 20, 2017

The Only Real Wrestling Podcast - October 17th, 2017 SD Live

What are a lot of these podcasts, YouTube shows, Twitter accounts, etc talking about when it comes to professional wrestling sometimes!?!?!  I mean, are they making up all of this "news" or something?  Well, here at The Only Real Wrestling Podcast, what we see is what you get.

Here, we take a look at WWE Smackdown Live from October 17th, 2017, straight out of Seattle, WA!


1.  Daniel Bryan gets so much love from the WWE Universe in Seattle, WA.  This was ruined by Sami Zayn coming out, dancing like a fool, and calling Daniel Bryan every bad thing in the book! Then Kevin Owens (Onions) shows up and calls Daniel Bryan names too!

2. Charlotte, Becky Lyncy, and Naomi defeat Natalya (c), Lana, and Tamina in a Three-Woman tag match.  Carmella was ringside with her briefcase making us all wish she was in her briefs!

3.  Breezedango's new short film, Pulp Fiction, airs to rave reviews.  The Ascension are scary but funny in the movie.

4.  Baron Corbin comes out and cancels the U.S. Title Open Challenge (Ultimate Dingbat move!)  Sin Cara jumps over the top ropes and defeats Baron Corbin with a count out victory!!!!!!!!!!!

5.  Shelton Benjamin and Chad Gable do an ULTIMATE diss on The Usos!

6.  Tom Philips was not present this week because he's on assignment.  Michael Cole took his place.

7.  Jinder Mahal comes out and talks about how awesome he is in India.  He tells of a little boy who asked him why he is not respected in America.  In response, Mahal challenges Brock Lesnar!

8.  AJ Styles comes out and says Mahal hasn't beat him yet, so he doesn't know what he's talking about!  Next week, AJ will face Sunil Singh!

9.  Aiden English gets his voice shut down by The New Day, and when Rusev comes out, The New Day play his theme song with a trombone!  Rusev gets mad and tells English to stop singing!!

10.  A Glorious Hole makes an appearance on a sign as Bobby Roode comes out.  Dolph Ziggler cheats to win, and forgets to NOT play his music!

11.  Shinsuke Nakamura & Randy Orton take on Kevin Onions and Sami Zayn.

The Only Real Wrestling Podcast, RAW, October 16th, 2017

What are a lot of these podcasts, YouTube shows, Twitter accounts, etc talking about when it comes to professional wrestling sometimes!?!?!  I mean, are they making up all of this "news" or something?  Well, here at The Only Real Wrestling Podcast, what we see is what you get.

Here, we take a look at WWE Monday Night RAW from October 16th, 2017, straight out of Seattle, WA!


A numbered list of what happened:

1.  Kurt Angle came out to talk, and is interrupted by The S.H.I.E.L.D.
2.  Elias Sampson, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson lose to Apollo Crews, Titus O'Neil, and Jason Jordan.
3.  Emma & Alexa Bliss lose to Mickie James and Bayley.  Emma is still hot as balls and didn't cause the loss.  That was all Alexa Bliss's Ego's fault.
4.  Alicia Fox loses to Sasha Banks.  Fox attacks Banks backstage, pushes a ref, and gets fined.
5.  The Crowd told Sheamus he looks stupid.
6.  Enzo Amore and his cronies (Dar, Davari, Gulak, Nese) attack and almost kill Kalisto and Mustafa Ali. They then walk out of the ring like a line of ducks.
7.  Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins defeat The Bar of Sheamus and Cesaro in a successful Title Defense.
8.  Curtis Axel is the official cheerleader for Team The Miz and The Bar.  He then tries to prove himself by going to attack Roman Reigns.  Axel is then found hanging upside down, shirtless, with hickies or something on his torso.
9.  Finn Balor shows us his demon and TRANSFORMS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US from Demon to Man!
10.  THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE shows up and attacks Roman Reigns during the Steel Cage match!  Braun Strowman beats Roman Reigns!  Kane is now the fifth member of Team The Miz and The Bar and The Strowman for The WWE Tables, Ladders, and Chairs PPV!

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Regal Cinemas Mystery Box for 90,000 Points!

Were you browsing through your Regal Crown Club swag on https://regalcrownclub.regmovies.com and you noticed a box with a mystery question on it?  I did, and I was sucker enough to order it!

The mystery box contains 10 items for 90,000 credits.  For 90,000 credits, you can see 6 free movies in 2-D!  Here are some examples of what you can get for your credits:


 

Atomic Blonde - 27" x 40" Theatrical Poster:  3,500 Credits
Small Popcorn - 7,000 Credits
Small Soft Drink - 8,000 Credits
Movie Ticket - 15,000 Credits
Dunkirk Extra Large IMAX Poster - 58,000 Credits
The House Beach Ball - 5,000 Credits (Special Price, a.k.a. Sale [?])

The most expensive thing you can spend your credits on is a personalized digital rewards card for your app.  Regal graphic designers will work with you to create your own card for a mere 97,000 credits!  It's kind of cool, but just how creative can you get?  If I'm going to use 97,000 credits, my face better be on there!

The box arrived in just a couple days (I ordered it on the night of the 25th and received it on the 28th).  It was 90,000 credits PLUS $11.25 ($3 shipping fee, plus some $8.25 fee).  So this better be some good stuff!

After searching on YouTube and Twitter and seeing no results, I made a video showing you what I got!

My haul:

1.  USS Covenant Shirt - XL
2.  Wonder Woman Shirt - S
3.  Everything Everything (Women's) - M
4.  King Arthur - Small
5.  Why Him Hat
6.  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Alpha Five Action Figure
7.  Beauty and the Beast Bucket
8.  The Circle Webcam Covers
9.  How to Be a Latin Lover Tote Bag
10.  Moana Art Book

Disappointed?  Yes.  I was so disappointed I didn't even end the video, haha.  I would have rather spent 90,000 credits on 3 or 4 things I wanted rather than received 10 items, most of which I didn't want.  I get it.  It's a mystery deal.  I just failed miserably here.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Defend Vault 88 When It Gets Under Attack While You Are Away!

Did Vault 88 come under attack while you were away and you didn't know about the back entrance in to Vault 88?  Also, did you forget to put defenses up like I did while you were away? To my credit, I'm trying to use the Idiot Savant perk, so my Intelligence is only set at 2.


I had some trouble getting in to Vault 88 when it became under attack.  This is mainly because when I entered it, there were about 6 Super Mutant Overlords/Masters and 3 Mutant Hounds jamming up the door way!

Here is what I did to get through them:

1.  Save at the sleeping bag in the shack above the Vault 88 entrance (I'm playing Hardcore Mode).  You can't sleep if you are taking radiation damage, but if you step out of the shack slightly, you can sleep.

2.  Go down to the entrance and enter.

3.  Right after you enter, start smashing your Pip-Boy key (mine is Tab or I).  Right when the loading screen is finished, pull up your Pip-Boy and start taking drugs!  I took a Psychobuff and a Psycho Jet for the 15 seconds of slowed time.  I also drank a Nuka Cola for fun, but also drank some waters so I had full AP.

4.  Make sure you have a melee weapon selected before you exit the Pip-Boy.

5.  Start swinging your melee weapon!  I also jumped as I dodged around the Super Mutants.  Push through them in to the Vault 88 Door area.  As soon as you pass them, turn around and run backwards.

6.  Throw a grenade.  I used a fragmentation grenade, but I wish I would've used my plasma or nuka grenade.

7.  Pull out Spray'n'Pray*.  Spray'n'Pray is a submachine gun sold by that crazy weapons dealer, Cricket (from Always Sunny In Philadelphia?).  It uses .45 ammo.  Shoot at the Super Mutant's feet.

8.  It took me a reload to kill the entire group inside the tunnel, so be careful and take cover when you are reloading.

9.  The few times I have successfully completed this quest, there was also a Super Mutant Overlord below the tunnel, so be careful when you go to Vault 88!


Friday, May 19, 2017

Season 3 of The Rose Fatale!

If you need help with your relationship, then look no further!  The Rose Fatale's 3rd season is COMPLETE!  Check out all of the high quality advice from The Rose Fatale below, and as always, Little Daisy has to put his two cents in as well.  We will be filming Season 4 soon, so make sure to ask your questions in the comments or tweet @TheRoseFatale!

"Why are most guys douches?"



Little Daisy says:  "You shouldn't be asking why most guys are douches.  That isn't important.  What you need to do is look for the guys that aren't douches."

"What's a good age to start dating?"



Little Daisy says:  "Whenever you feel comfortable.  If anything feels wrong at any point, you have the 100% right to wawlk away from the situation."

"Why am I so terrified that my boyfriend will cheat on me?"



Little Daisy says:  "Something is causing this fear in you.  This is not natural.  Again, communication is key.  More than likely, though, he is doing something to you to make you feel this way.  Talk to him about it.

"Is it a sin for me to jerk off my boyfriend?"



Little Daisy says:  "Of course it is not a sin, as long as you love him and you treat him with respect.  But you can only do that if he treats you with respect and loves you back!"

"Are revenge affairs a good idea?"



Little Daisy says:  "NO THEY ARE NEVER A GOOD IDEA TAKE THE HIGHER ROAD!"

"What is a pencil dick?"



Little Daisy says:  "According to urbandictionary.com, it is 'Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil. **wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.**

"Is 18 too young for sex?"



Little Daisy says:  "Nope.  As long as you are ready. 18 is a great age to start.  Experienced lovers have much greater success in relationships in the long run, and 18 is a great age to start making smart decisions on your own."

"How to convince girlfriend to have sex with me?"



Little Daisy says:  "Treat her with respect and treat her special.  When she's ready, she'll let you know.  There should be no convincing involved!"

"Would you date a chubby girl?"



Little Daisy says:  "Of course!  A woman is a woman, regardless of size and shape.  As long as you treat each other with respect, that's all that matters."

"What happened to your first love?"



Little Daisy says: "I don't want to talk about it."

Just now finding The Rose Fatale?  Make sure to check out Season 1 and Season 2!

Monday, May 15, 2017

How to Respond to "Pro Wrestling Is Fake"

You know it.  You know how it feels.  When you say anything to the thought that MAYBE you watch professional wrestling, or WWE's Sports Entertainment, you are undoubtedly told that it's fake!

First, if you haven't seen Max Landis's "Wrestling Isn't Wrestling," spend the next 24 minutes absorbing some of the most fun and thought provoking pro wrestling commentary ever created:

(People who say it's fake, clearly don't watch wrestling)

Now, my 2 minute response that isn't as good and was done in like an hour:

(Nowadays, I just say "FOOOOIIIIIIIIIIKE!")

Please follow me on Twitter! @BLoafX and let me know how you let people know pro wrestling is fake!

Friday, May 12, 2017

The Rose Fatale - Season 2!

The Rose Fatale is back in its second season.  Are you ready for this?

"What is having sex like?"



Little Daisy says:  "It's the most wonderful feeling when two souls intertwine through their earthly bodies, and only feels better when the two parties involved really know and love each other!"

"Do I need a female condom if my partner won't use a regular condom?"



Little Daisy says:  "Yes!  Prevention is the key!  You could enjoy sex this one time and have problems or a child for the rest of your life, or you could get 1% less pleasure every time for the rest of your life!  Trust me, 1% is not much!"

"Should a man pay for just about everything?"



Little Daisy says:  "If you are a gentleman, then you don't need to worry about this question."


"How often do you think about sex?"



Little Daisy says:  "The average person thinks about it multiple times a minute.  But it isn't bad to think about it!"

"How to make sure she doesn't leave for a man with a bigger penis?"


Little Daisy says:  "Treat a lady like a lady and like she is the most important woman in the world and you won't have to worry about penis size.  And if she does leave you anyway, then karma will kill her."

"If I start charging money for blowjobs, how much should I charge?"


Little Daisy says:  "This is prostitution!  This is OK as long as it is legal where you live!"

"My boyfriend is only interested in blow jobs.  Should I leave him?"


Little Daisy says:  "As I have said many times, communication is very important.  If he isn't willing to reciprocate, then your needs aren't being met.  Your needs are just as important as his.  Always remember that!"

"What do my girlfriend's short texts mean?"


Little Daisy says:  "Sometimes, people just don't like texting.  Discuss your feelings with her.  If she can tell you how much she loves you in person, then texting really doesn't matter!"

"Can a man love multiple women?  If so, can a man love multiple women, but only be with one?"



Little Daisy says:  "Love can be shared, but the soul can only be truly shared with one."

"Am I a slut?"


Little Daisy says:  "Don't worry about labels.  Only worry about what makes you happy."

Did you love Season 2?  Make sure to check out Season 1 and Season 3!

Make sure to tweet @TheRoseFatale your questions about love, sex, and relationships!