Movie Loaf: UnHungOver

During my last day at the beach, there was a moment when I had nearly 9,000 fans and 33 paparazzi blocking my path away from the beach. I pleaded and begged for them to just let me go since I have just finished filming two movies and one of them was the third highest January release of all time.

 

Luckily, a 26-time war veteran haloed (parachuted) in between me and the crowd. He was able to get me 73 feet away. That's when "The Hangover" star Bradley Cooper emerged from the beach out of nowhere, perfectly camouflaged in a ghilley suit in the beach sand. I thought he would be holding an M24 sniper rifle, but he was using the M2 .50 Cal machine gun as a sniper rifle and carrying 500 linked rounds. What a badass!

 

(Here is how the badass appeared to me. I'm sure he was holding the M2 on purpose like that)

 

He appeared to tell me that they need to add in a piece to his movie that is being released Friday. When his character is in deep trouble at war, he needs to be saved by his long, lost battle buddy from junior high school.

 

He saw the drama in my eyes when trying to fight off the crowd, and that is what he needed for his battle buddy.

Thirty-two minutes later, the film's second unit was set up at the beach ready to shoot. Here are a couple screen captures from the shoot:

 

 



(The first one is shot specifically for the new vertical-convertible movie screens. In this shot, I just receieved a message from Bradley Cooper's character via telepathy for a request of dire help.)

 

(The second shot is me contemplating whether or not I need to save him. In this shot, I am thinking about how much I hate him. At the 7th grade prom, he slept with my prom date, but he was also my best friend. Don't worry, I end up deciding to save him.)

 

The movie releases nationwide this Friday. I hope you all see it!

 

Images

Bradley Cooper: http://swoonworthy.net

http://swoonworthy.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bradley-cooper-shirtless.jpg

ghillie suit: http://www.laststandtactical.com

http://www.laststandtactical.com/content/images/thumbs/0006919_ghillie-suit.jpeg

M2:  https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinvWfTlctllilhHZGbSao9NRkRETYWUCZWD-4iSti8b4kmQAq3glNPBUCG29fXV4uotVUNP82cEpum-NFDPxZJE5TTTmkY0lDLlPmBm7eSnNxDikBcwcGCwZNiE2c535zIkU2HWY_-E47A/s1600/27-3-10+r7.jpg

 

Movie Loaf: A Sequalic Experience

I would like to thank everyone here for seeing the movie I starred in that released nationwide yesterday.  After the instant success of the 7:00 P.M. release, Adam Goodman, Paramount's President of Film, sent me a SnapChat asking if I could be his Eddie Murphy and save his current financial debacle.

 

Apparently, the whole cast for Paramount's next horror movie scheduled for release on March 13th were actually attacked by ghosts. They don't want to do the movie anymore! Luckily... for me, I was selected to play every role. Filming started right at 7:27 P.M. last night.

The amazing new Inserted Tech for movie cameras allows us to select layers of the area recorded to become transparent. The screen capture below is a shot in which I am the Ghost of the Beach that haunts the family as they pitch a tent at the beach.

 

(One of the many roles I play in the movie - "Ghost at the Beach")

 

The lady (also played by me) doesn't realize that the ghosts are following her, and she thinks living in a tent will resolve her ghost issue.

This movie needs a couple months to release because ghosts are notorious for their right of publicity. They say the fact that their idea/lifestyle (a ghostly being) is being copied, they are entitled royalties. The Paramount lawyers need a couple months to deliberate this un-paranormal idea/lifestyle.

 

(A flyer that Mr. Adam Goodman gave me to pass around.)



Movie Loaf: The Discovery

On January 8th, while recovering from a fight at the beach, a big shot movie producer approached me.  He said I had just the right look he was looking for. He needed me to play a former badass who has one of his family members taken by a secret agency.

Wage was SAG maximum for the day, so I said yes. For the next 6 hours we filmed, and the movie will be edited tonight and released nation wide tomorrow. Here are a couple sneak peek screen captures from the movie from the same scene:

 

(This is where I deliver the line "I will find you.")

(This is where I look concerned is when I found out the agency has my family member.)

It was a pleasure getting to work with Mr. WhiteTaker, who plays an excellent detective in the movie. Luc Besson has placed all his faith in me, and I hope that faith was well rewarded.